Nobody knows, the trouble I've seen...

Mom left the room for, oh, about 75 seconds. So I decided to jump up on the dining room table and take her kids snack from his plate. I guess mom didn't like that, because now I'm in jail...

I don't like showers

Mom was going to wash her car, but I ate the soap. She got mad at me and sprayed me with the hose. Now I'm mad at her.

Nap time...